DOTA?

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 03/23/2020 at 09:09 • Filed to: None

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Down on the ally.

Some kids stole an explorer and took it for a joy ride in my town last night. That’s the speculative story anyway. The Ford was reported stolen yesterday. Ended up stuck on a snow bank, and some garbage bins, between some trees in an alleyway. Lucky they didn’t crash into some ones house.

Pick we’re taken from the community Facebook page for my town. Apparently the explorer had Michigan plates.

In other news my boss just told me not to bother coming to work this week. So that’s cool. 

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/23/2020 at 09:27

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Paid or unpaid “don’t come in?” That affects how cool it is, of course.

TheRealBicycleBuck > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/23/2020 at 09:28

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DOTA

A Boy and His Longtail > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/23/2020 at 09:35

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Out of all the vehicles to choose, why the Explorer?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > A Boy and His Longtail 03/23/2020 at 10:04

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It was probably easy to steal. 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/23/2020 at 10:12

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Down On The Corner, Out in the Street
Willy and the joyride explorer; bring a tow-truck to the trees

Tristan > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/23/2020 at 11:24

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Teenagers are equal parts malevolent and lazy.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tristan 03/23/2020 at 11:34

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You forgot the worst part, insecure.

Idk about you but most of the stupid stuff I did as a teenager was done just to prove I could. 

A Boy and His Longtail > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/23/2020 at 12:14

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Fair 

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > A Boy and His Longtail 03/23/2020 at 12:49

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The offroading ability duh. 

Bob > TheRealBicycleBuck 03/23/2020 at 14:57

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Long have we waited, this article jebaited.